Hillary's Hammer™ - The Only Hammer (and Bottle Opener) You'll Ever Have to Buy

Hillary's Hammer™ (Hamptons Edition) & Hillary's Hanky™

Regular price $24.99 Sale

Love her or hate her, we all know this: Hillary knows how to hammer in style. Now you can too - with the exquisite Hillary's Hammer™ (Hamptons Edition). This stunning piece of wood was crafted knowing the rigors of running a campaign - that's why it not only offers the chance to hammer but it gives you the opportunity to unwind with a unique bottle opener. So what are you waiting for? After a sunny day at the beach, enjoy Hillary's Hammer™ (Hamptons Edition).

 

"If these were in the Goody Bags at her fundraisers, I definitely would have given her enough money to buy the election." - Hamptons Resident

THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED TO DESTROY MOBILE DEVICES.

However, it is intended to open bottles and crush crabs. So next time you're thirsty or in the mood for a crab feast, grab Hillary's Hammer™.

*Product Note - While this is a novelty item, the wood side of the hammer can be used for crab feasts! After use, we recommend hand washing as opposed to putting them in the dish washer because the wood will expand.

Other mallets are used in the picture to give you a view into each side of the mallet. One side shows a bottle opener. The other shows a wood base. Only one mallet comes with order.

Price includes all applicable tax.

Shipping: Product will not be shipped immediately, but it will be shipped within a week of order. Buyer will be notified by Email when order has shipped.

*Quotes are fictitious and not attributed to real people.