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Hillary's Hammer™ (Toddler Edition) & Hillary's Hanky™

Regular price $9.99 Sale

Our crabfeast promotion was so successful, customers started asking if we had anything for their kiddos too. Now we know the babies and toddlers get all the attention, but we couldn't neglect them any more! To address this need we created Hillary's Hammer (Toddler Edition). Each purchase comes with a Hillary's Hanky that your kiddo can use as a bib :)

Love her or hate her, we all know this: Hillary knows how to hammer in style. Now you can too - with the exquisite Hillary's Hammer™ (Baby Edition). This stunning piece of wood was crafted knowing the rigors of running a campaign - that's why it not only offers the chance to hammer but it gives you the opportunity to open hard to eat small crabs. So what are you waiting for? After a sunny day at the beach, enjoy Hillary's Hammer™ (Toddler Edition).

"Goo goo, ga ga, Hillary's Hammer" - Todd the Toddler

THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED TO DESTROY MOBILE DEVICES. However, it is intended to  crush crabs. So next time you're in the mood for a crab feast, grab Hillary's Hammer™ (Toddler Edition).

*Product Note - While this is a novelty item, the wood side of the hammer can be used for crab feasts! After use, we recommend hand washing as opposed to putting them in the dish washer because the wood will expand.

Price includes all applicable tax.

Shipping: Product will not be shipped immediately, but it will be shipped within a week of order. Buyer will be notified by Email when order has shipped.

*Quotes are fictitious and not attributed to real people.